After feeling monstrous heartburn over their unnecessary coverage of the Michael Jackson debacle, CNN has decided to get a face life -- minus the nose job. CNN's president Jonathan Klein recently stated he regretted the "endless parade" of stories CNN aired with "Michael dressed like Captain Crunch, walking out of the limousine." He questioned the opportunities lost: "We could have done 60 stories during that time." He's already scrapped Inside Politics and Crossfire (thank you Jon Stewart), and he's looking to shake up other areas of the broadcast network in a move to recapture the top spot from conservative biased Fox News.

Source: Newsweek