Do you want to live the life of the stars having the paparazzi chasing after you, naming your kids fruity names and star in crappy films that allow critics like myself have a field day? You may not be able to wallow in the joys of celebrity, but now you can at least breathe like they do. Some wingnut captured a Mason jar of air from the Mr. and Mrs. Smith premiere in Los Angeles. He even has pictures of the jar as the new IT couple was passing by. It is currently going for $510 on eBay.

Source: KRCA Channel