Bill Clinton is about to become the new Trojan man. The sexcapades of Clinton and Monica Lewinsky will finally serve the public good by stopping pregnancies in China. Guangzhou Haokian has begun producing contraceptives bearing the names of the high profile figures spelled in Chinese, Kelitun and Laiwensiji. A 12-pack of Clinton's will run you around $3 and the Lewinsky's go for about $2. The manufacturer doesn't see any problems using the names since they are the foreign surnames. I can see the commercial now "strap on your Clinton so you don't get anything on her dress. Protection so great no one will be able to prove you had 'sexual intercourse with that woman.'"

Source: Sky News