Now this should pack the theatre seats. The much-ridiculed Tom Cruise first dragged poor Katie Holmes into his freaky Scientology world, hypnotized her into saying she'd marry him, and now he's knocked her up before making an honest woman of her. Evidently while perfecting his couch jumping technique one evening, he inadvertently fell into Katie's hey-ho, and now doe eyed Joey is preggers. Wait until Dawson finds out about this snake in the grass. Oh it's so on.

Source: Seattle Times