It seems Tara Reid's ill-fated career and party girl image are all products of media's fascination with the wrong things. Forget the fact she is the party girl host of Taradise. Forget that she spends more time dancing on tables than trying to revive her D.O.A. movie career. Forget that she seemingly didn't realize she exposed her breast to the world, goofily standing there smiling while thinking, "damn my nipple is chilly for some reason." It's our fault for painting her as the girl in the dunce cap and as a member of the media let me extend our humblest apologies. Now that we respect you as a serious actress, here is a shot and a table. Do us proud girl.

Read Jon Bonne's heartfelt apology on MSNBC.