Grade: D- | Genre: Pop
Summary: You wouldn't pick up Playboy for the articles, right? So, why would pick up PCD for the music? Unless the CD comes packaged with a projection screen featuring the Pussycat stage act, stay away from this stinker and catch the live show instead.

I had to do it. Those Pussycat Dolls have taunted me long enough with their MTV music video lap dances that I had to give their debut PCD a listen. Laugh it up because once you see these girls wiggle their a**es, it's off to download city you'll go. Just as you would flip through the movie channels in search of highbrow fare only to stop at soft-core skin-emax romps, the Pussycat Dolls are your diversion from anything you would want to share with mom.

Debuting at Johnny Depp's Viper Room in 1995, the Pussycat Dolls have made a name for themselves as the sexiest burlesque inspired peep show this side of every man's wet dream. Led by Carmen Elektra, with routines created by famed choreographer, Robin Antin, these girls have teased and straddled their way into the trendiest live act to lure guest performers like Christina Applegate/Aguilera, Gwen Stefani, and Charlize Theron. In 2003, Antin decided to start from scratch by holding auditions for a new dance troupe of Pussycat Dolls that could ultimately become the hottest dance act since Britney Spears.