So you just thought Myspace was good for keeping up with your favorite bands and finding skanky chicks online. Little did you know a whole subculture has sprouted up around this web phenomenon. David Lehre has directed a short film about the craze that is quickly becoming a must-see for Myspace users. Should you give your girlfriend your password? Should you go on a blind date with a girl who uses all the right angles? Should you take the time to forward that bulletin? Myspace: the Movie covers it all with a certain comic flair.

Checkout Myspace: the Movie now at Your Tube.

First they took rough and tumble cowboys and had them riding each other barebacked in Brokeback Mountain. Now they take on the bastillion of manliness -- Top Gun. You only thought Kelly McGillis was the one Tom Cruise had eyes for, but were you catching the ever so subtle undercurrent with Iceman? The hidden true love if you will. Checkout the mock trailer on eBaums that won't let you view this seminal 80's flick in the same light ever again.

Well I'm glad to see criminals aren't getting any smarter. Eric James Torpy arranged a plea agreement for the accusation of shooting with the intent to kill and rob. He was sentenced to a 30-year term for his crime in which he asked there to be 3 additional years tacked on to correspond with Larry Bird's jersey number 33. "He said if he was going to go down, he was going to go down in Larry Bird's jersey," Oklahoma County District Judge Ray Elliott said. "We accommodated his request and he was just as happy as he could be."

Source: Yahoo News

Bill Clinton is about to become the new Trojan man. The sexcapades of Clinton and Monica Lewinsky will finally serve the public good by stopping pregnancies in China. Guangzhou Haokian has begun producing contraceptives bearing the names of the high profile figures spelled in Chinese, Kelitun and Laiwensiji. A 12-pack of Clinton's will run you around $3 and the Lewinsky's go for about $2. The manufacturer doesn't see any problems using the names since they are the foreign surnames. I can see the commercial now "strap on your Clinton so you don't get anything on her dress. Protection so great no one will be able to prove you had 'sexual intercourse with that woman.'"

Source: Sky News

Now this is a cause I can really get behind. The clever video chroniclers who make the hot chick in your Chemistry class into an amateur porn star are giving it all up to help out victims of Katrina. Founder and CEO of 'Girls Gone Wild', Joe Francis, has pledged to donate 100% of the proceeds of all Mardi Gras themed videos to the American Red Cross Relief efforts. So get thee to over to girlsgonewild.com and stock up. If your girlfriend gives you crap about it, just tell her you are doing your part to help out your fellow man.

Source: CNN

Researchers have discovered that the best financial traders could be certifiable psychopaths. These emotionally impaired individuals were more inclined to take higher stakes gambles and make better financial decisions over those well-adjusted members of society. The scientists found that emotion led some of the group to avoid risk even when the benefits outpaced the potential losses. Many company chief executive officers and corporate lawyers show the same trait. I can just see the list of perks offered: your own corner office, weekend villa in Conneticut and a spacious freezer locker for your corpse collection.

Source: Yahoo News

Well, maybe not everyone...just those in your city provided the city agrees to change its name to "Dish." "EchoStar Communications Corp., which operates the Dish Network, said Tuesday it will provide 10 years' worth of free satellite television service for every household in a U.S. town that legally makes the change." Dish, GA instead of Atlanta, GA? Dish, CA instead of Los Angeles, CA? Don't count it. You could try your luck moving to a small town, but who would do that for free satellite television service?

Whoah! Cheers to Indie distributor, Lions Gate Films, for pushing boundaries of "The Man!" Jeers for the grotesque publicity poster included in marketing materials for the sequel to last year's surprise hit Saw. Unapproved by The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA), the poster featuring two severed fingers was distributed to Web sites by the arthouse for sale. Lions Gate has agreed to contact these web sites to have the unapproved material removed. "It is essential that film distributors comply with the rules of the Advertising Administration so that parents retain the confidence they have in the ratings certified by CARA and that advertising and publicity material associated with rated films is appropriate for all audiences," said Marilyn Gordon, director of the Advertising Administration. "We thank Lions Gate for its actions taken to correct the issues with the advertising for 'Saw II.'"

You be the judge. Check out the infamous poster on CNN.

According to the Smoking Gun, Private Hendrix spent a little too much time with little Jimi for the Army's taste. They've uncovered Army documents assessing Hendrix to be a lackluster soldier who slept on the job, overlooked regulations and was caught pleasuring himself in the latrine. The more interesting part is the consequences of this event. Had he not gotten tossed from the Army, he would have gone to Vietnam. There is a good chance we may have never heard that magnificent Stratocaster blaring the birth of the epic guitarist.

Source: Smoking Gun

1500 volunteers stripped down into their birthday suits in the name of art. American artist Spencer Tunick was shooting in Newcastle and Gateshead for his latest piece. Past works included 7000 people baring all in Barcelona and 4000 in Melbourne. Volunteers pre-registered for the event from Peru, Belgium and Australia. When one of the volunteers was asked how she felt about this open display, she replied, "It was strange not to be self-conscious in that environment - normally I wouldn't even wear a skirt, I only wear trousers, so nobody even sees my legs. The main problem was avoiding stepping in vomit - there were a few chips and kebabs around."

Source: Sky News

Young men across Uganda did a collective gasp at the announcement. Ugandan girls who can prove their virginity will be awarded university scholarships. The unconventional approach is aimed to boosting morality and combating the spread of sexually transmitted diseases like HIV and AIDS. Only 8 to 15 girls from the Kayunga district attend university from a population of 300,000. So are they also going to pick up the tab of all the water wasted from men taking cold showers?

Source: Sky News

Not only does Britney Spears make for very bad reality T.V. with her show "Chaotic," but she also could be potentially harmful to your PC. The pop princess has recently taken the title of "the celebrity most commonly associated with malicious computer viruses." So beware, those Emails promising nude pictures of the teen queen could actually be a harmful viruses that could eat away at your computer. Read more from PC World.

Do you want to live the life of the stars having the paparazzi chasing after you, naming your kids fruity names and star in crappy films that allow critics like myself have a field day? You may not be able to wallow in the joys of celebrity, but now you can at least breathe like they do. Some wingnut captured a Mason jar of air from the Mr. and Mrs. Smith premiere in Los Angeles. He even has pictures of the jar as the new IT couple was passing by. It is currently going for $510 on eBay.

Source: KRCA Channel

We love to watch or favorite celebrities star in the latest Summer blockbuster movies, music videos, etc. What we love even more are the mug shots that so many of them have had to endure due to their illegal indiscretions. The Smoking Gun has collected images of celebs minus the makeup and wardrobe under the unflattering flash of the camera. Check 'em out.

Nike Free has a new commercial touting their revolutionary new sneakers that give you so much flexibility you feel like you are running barefoot. So to reinforce this, they have the Chariots of Fire squad running barefoot on the beach, inspiration music pumping. Every now and again, a taxi goes by in the surf or they pass a newsstand in the sand. The next thing you know, we are stopping at an intersection in New York. I don't know about these $85 pair of slippers that can't give you much support or cushioning, but the commercial is pretty darn cool.

Give yourself a small dose of inspiration by checking out the commercial at Nike (skip over the annoying Flash ad).

The Crazy Frog mobile phone ring tone shot straight to the top of the British singles chart on Sunday, the first time a phone ring tone has achieved such a feat.

The Official UK Charts Company said Crazy Frog's Axel F, which went on sale as a CD last week, kept Coldplay's new release Speed Of Sound into second place.

For all its popularity, the Crazy Frog has also aroused loathing.

Read the full article at ABC News.

Experts say the huge popularity of iPods and other players could leave a generation of music fans with serious problems. A leading expert warned that people had to use the players more responsibly. Andrew Reid, head of audiology at the Royal United Hospital in Bristol, said: "This is a big problem for young people, and there is a real risk that prolonged listening could lead to permanent hearing damage."

Mr Reid added: "If you are on a Tube, you have to turn the player up to dangerous levels just to hear it. Over time, this is going to lead to problems like tinnitus and severe damage to the inner ear." Tinnitus and noise-induced hearing loss occurs when the delicate hair nerve cells that line the inner ear suffer repeated trauma from loud sound vibrations.

Read the full article at This is London.

Steven Lynch is a singer/comedian who has a knack for creating hilarious and often times offensive side-splitting tunes. Checkout the funniest Billy Corgan impersonation you'll ever hear. OK, it's probably the only that you'll hear of Mr. Corgan but funny none the less.

Also, pick up Lynch's latest release, "Superhero."

The other 599 guests of Jennifer Wilbank's "postponed" wedding could learn a lesson from an unnamed seller who auctioned his parent's invitation on Ebay and received $355 from Golden Palace. Talk about an eye opener:)

When funny man Zach Braff says something is the funniest thing he's seen in a while, you've got to take a second to give it a look. This is a evidently a karate expert showing off his chops except his face seemed to get in the way. This isn't 'shooting milk out of your nose' funny, but it's damn close

Click to see the Quicktime Video.

For those who haven't seen or heard about the most embarrassing experience in a young girl's life, click here. The poor girl not only muffed the words to our national anthem at a recent hocky game, but then fell flat on her arse. Read the full article on msnbc.

Good to know. I'll be sure to have Pat Jr. (if he ever gets here) practicing his golf swing rather than be fixated on Reality TV, which is probably screwing up kids as we speak. Read more.

It's not surprising to hear of diehard "Star Wars" geeks lining up more than a month in advance before "Episode III - Revenge of the Sith's" opening. What's interesting is that these fans are raising awareness and hoping to have the film premiere at Grauman's famous Chinese theatre in Hollywood instead of at a newer theatre a few blocks down. Apparently, it's a "time-honored tradition" that geeks in the area live by. Read the Newsweek article.

Evidently those crazy Brits just can't get enough of Bob Marley. BBC Three sent an email to the Bob Marley Foundation saying it was doing a documentary on the Rasta legend's "No Woman No Cry". It said that the project would require Marley "spending one or two days with us", and that "it would only work with some participation from Bob Marley himself". I bet there was a whole new shade of red discovered on that BBC writer's face.

Read the full article on Yahoo News.

McDonald's is hoping to tempt rappers away from their usual fare of guns and women to include the words Big Mac in their lyrics.

The fast food giant is offering up to £2.80 every time the song is played on the radio, according to US magazine Advertising Age.

And the company reckons it can seduce the more hardcore stars of hip hop into setting Big Mac to a beat.

"This partnership reflects our appreciation and respect for the most dominant youth culture in the world," a McDonald's spokesman said.

He stressed that the company would have final approval over any lyrics and was only targeting artists whose style identifies with their brand.

US lobby group Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood was less impressed, however.

"They're dumping one of their most high fat, high calorific products on kids in a way that the kids won't even know its happening," said founder Susan Linn.

DeHavilland Information Services Ashley Judd on the Sports Beat?
Category: Offbeat
Posted by Mark Runyon | March 18, 2005 | 11:49 AM

Anyone who follows college basketball knows Ashley Judd is the most gorgeous face courtside at any Kentucky game. It turns out Ashley can break down a game better than anyone this side of Dick Vitale. She is currently writing a column for the Lexington Herald-Leader for each round of the tournament that the Cats advance into. Here is hoping that Kentucky makes a run for the final four.

Read the full article on Yahoo Movies and check back next week for a review of Ashley's latest film De-Lovely.

It looks like guys are about to get a vibrate mode of their own for their cell phones. New Frontier Media has announced that they will be offering ring moans from featured porn stars. They are also said to be offering sexually explicit wallpaper as well as adult video for download on mobile phones. So if you hear some strange sounds piping in from your co-worker's office, he's not necessarily getting it on with the new cutie from marketing.

Read the full story at MSNBC.

Did al-Queda have secret plans to kidnap Russell Crowe so that Osama bin Laden could have a cave buddy? The "Gladiator" claims to have received threats as part of a "cultural destabilization plot" just before winning the Best Actor Oscar.

Read the USA Today Article.

Sonny Bono became a Congressman, Schwartzenegger a governor and Regan a president so why couldn't Bono head up the World Bank? That is exactly what Friday's lead editorial in the Los Angeles Times proposed. "Don't be fooled by the wraparound sunglasses and the excess hipness," the Los Angeles Times said. "Bono is deeply versed in the issues afflicting the least-developed nations of the world."

Read more at CNN Money.

Do you have those pictures that if you ever became famous would have to be burned? Well I've run across this one of everyone's favorite host of the Daily Show during his days as a futballer at William & Mary in 1980. Sorry Jon it had to be done.

"Sideways" has stirred new business for restaurants and wineries in what is typically a slow time of the year. The Santa Barbara Conference & Visitors Bureau published 10,000 "Sideways" map for tourists wanting to retrace the adventures of the movie's two buddies, Miles and Jack. Within a month of the film's release the maps were gone and 30,000 more were printed.

Click here to read the full CNN Article.

Mark Jen's first day as a Google employee, January 17, also marked the debut of his "Ninetyninezeros" blog, which he intended to maintain as a personal journal of his experiences as a Google employee. Little did he know that his tenure at Google would be quite brief.

Read the full PC World Article.

Not too sure what the details of this video are, but it's all you need to realize that life doesn't suck as much as you thought. This is no laughing matter and may not be suitable for sensitive ones.

As George Costanza once noted, it's nearly impossible for most men not to sneak a peek at cleavage. Now Shaune Bagwell, the ex-wife of Astros slugger Jeff Bagwell, is cashing in on this apparent defect in men's wiring. Bagwell recently auctioned off use of her cleavage on eBay for advertisers.